DEAD WRONG: Starring Bruce
Campbell, Directed by John Carpenter
The Story: Kings Cross gets overrun by zombies.
The Verdict: OK, so this movie hasn't actually been made yet. But how cool would it be.
Sample some now:
EXT. KINGS CROSS - LATE AFTERNOON
The zombies have now truly got the middle of the Cross in their decaying
grip. These abominations of humanity shamble awkwardly through the once bustling streets.
The dead are among us
Ransom Nugget enters the scene, his 12-Gauge by his side. He flicks a
raven forelock from his face and grits his teeth and he stares down the worm-ridden
minions of terror. One particularly gruesome female creature attacks Ransom with
outstretched skeletal fingers. Ransom aims the weapon and
This film, written by me and if Directed by John Carpenter, has the
potential to join the elite shambling hall of fame alongside NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and
DAWN OF THE DEAD. It's a veritable flesh-eating, head-stomping, skin-crawling,
stomach-churning, foot-munching cavalcade of gore. And I plan on throwing some titty in,
for good measure. Unfortunately, of course, I don't have the money to fund the budget yet
myself, but if you are interested in funding a low-budget horror pic (or you are Mr
Carpenter) contact me now at dean@videoboy.com.
THE CROW:
Starring Brandon Lee, Directed by Alex Proyas
The Story: The archetypal movie that represents a sub-culture and
presses the buttons of cute Goth chicks worldwide.
The Verdict: It's a pretty standard revenge-from-beyond-the-grave flick, lifted by some
beautiful visuals, a good soundtrack and gore.
DEAN'S ALL TIME HALL OF SLAIN:
Favourite films:
THE THING
DAWN OF THE DEAD
EVIL DEAD
SUSPIRIA
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
FAVOURITE MASTERS: John
Carpenter, Dario Argento, George Romero, Sam Raimi, Lucio Fulci