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HOW TO PICK LOCKS by May | |
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Don't fear the reefer,
Try theGrim Reaper
bongLarge chamber!
Comes with 1.5cm cone!
Aesthetically pleasing!Only $34.95!
Smoke your life away, literally, with the Grim Reaper bong. Your stoned friends will mumble for hours about how much they like this bong. Handcrafted by machine, this ceramic bong is a great conversation piece and will make your incessant bong sucking feel exciting and dangerous once again - just like the good old days. So don't delay, start sucking on the Grim Reaper bong today. Or maybe tomorrow. Or perhaps next week ah, hell whenever you can be bothered to get around to it. ORDER BY E-MAIL Available in one colour.
A SOILED GRIM REAPER BONG WILL NOT BE EXCHANGED.
How to make |
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a Potato |
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Steal a potato Gouge two holes in the potato Insert 15cm of garden hose into the potato Put a cone into the hose Put good pot into the cone Smoke the pot through the potato You are now smoking a potato bong! Next week: How to make a tomato bong. |
Pretty in pink |
SNORTLES |
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ONLY $44.95 |
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Soft, pink, desirable
what red-blooded male wouldn't feel right at
home unloading alongside 'Snortles the Pig' after a
tough day? Every Snortles comes with batteries, a
carry bag and an instruction manual. Snortles is made
of 100% washable, only slightly flammable nylon (just don't get her too hot - if that's
possible!) So let Snortles into your play pen and
spice up your life with a slice of Snortles. She is
just the ticket to relieving that ham-strung-out sexual angst. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE |
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BY E-MAIL EXCHANGE FOR DEFECTS ONLY. A SOILED SNORTLES WILL NOT BE EXCHANGED. |
PENETRATOR 2000 | |
ONLY $45.99 Meet your new best friend - Penetrator 2000, designed to make that guy obsolete with the flick of a switch. Simply insert this twelve inch, AA battery powered, rockin', rollin', vibratin' mean machine and you'll be make even a head-giving truffle pig redundant. And the fun doesn't end there. Penetrator 2000 is also a great personal defense weapon. Doorstop. Back scratcher. And it even unblocks sinks. So order today. For a limited time we'll even throw in a vanity stand |
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BY E-MAIL Available in six different colours. A SOILED PENETRATOR CAN NOT BE EXCHANGED. |